"I was today years old when I learned" — What It Really Means

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"I was today years old when I learned"

What they really mean

I just googled something basic and I'm pretending it's profound

"I was today years old when I learned that 90% of startups fail. Here's why that statistic should EXCITE you."

"I discovered a well-known fact and I'm going to squeeze 800 words of content out of it."

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Please engage with my post so the algorithm shows it to more people

Everyone talks about this constantly, but I want credit for saying it

I want engagement from a take that's already mainstream

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