"When our priorities are better synchronized" — What It Really Means

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"When our priorities are better synchronized"

What they really mean

Not now. Possibly not ever.

"Let's circle back when our priorities are better synchronized and we have more bandwidth to support this."

"I'm using twenty-dollar phrasing to say the timing is bad and I hope you'll stop asking."

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I'm hoping you forget about this entirely

I don't want to do this and I'm not going to

Nobody agrees on anything and we've been arguing for months

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