"I'll take that under advisement" — What It Really Means

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"I'll take that under advisement"

What they really mean

I am almost certainly not doing that

"Thanks for raising that. I'll take it under advisement and connect with the team before we make any decisions."

"I'm filing this directly into the mental drawer labeled 'never again.'"

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I'm hoping you forget about this entirely

I don't want to do this and I'm not going to

Nobody agrees on anything and we've been arguing for months

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