"After much reflection" — What It Really Means

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"After much reflection"

What they really mean

I got fired two weeks ago and finally stopped crying

"After much reflection, I've decided to leave my role at MegaCorp to pursue new opportunities."

"Security walked me out on Tuesday but I needed time to craft this post so it doesn't look like I got canned."

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I got laid off and my therapist said to reframe it positively

Please for the love of God someone hire me

I was the only employee

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