"I'm excited to announce that I'm starting a new chapter" — What It Really Means

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"I'm excited to announce that I'm starting a new chapter"

What they really mean

I got laid off and my therapist said to reframe it positively

"I'm excited to announce that I'm starting a new chapter in my career! Sometimes the universe pushes you toward your true calling."

"The universe did not push me. My manager pushed me. Into a meeting room. With HR."

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I got fired two weeks ago and finally stopped crying

Please for the love of God someone hire me

I was the only employee

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