"We're hiring! 🚀" — What It Really Means

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"We're hiring! 🚀"

What they really mean

Half the team just quit

"Exciting times at RocketScale! We're hiring across ALL departments! 🚀 Come join our rocketship!"

"We've had 40% turnover this quarter and if we don't backfill these roles immediately the product will literally stop working."

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I got fired two weeks ago and finally stopped crying

I got laid off and my therapist said to reframe it positively

Please for the love of God someone hire me

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